Gryphon: "So Mommy do you know what sp- spa- spontaneous combustion means?"
Wow! They went to the Air and Space Museum today - they must have learned something about engines or something! That's really cool. . . I can't wait to hear her answer!
Me: "Tell me what it means, honey!"
Gryphon: "It means that we stand up really tall and then Ms. Lacey says 'SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION' and then we all jump around like crazy kids and explode."